Welcome to The Cinema King! If you're hankering for short and sweet movie reviews, you've come to the right place. I've been watching movies for as long as I can remember, and it's time I shared the fun with you all.
First, a few disclaimers. The reviews I post on here are my own. It means I own them, so they're mine. If you want to use them in any way, make sure you credit me, because otherwise it gets messy legal-wise. Stealing isn't cool - and it's illegal, so just don't do it. Also, comments are heartily welcome as long as you're not a jerk about it. Finally, stay in school, kids.
Otherwise, have fun! Happy reading, happy viewing, and happy living!
Unless otherwise noted, this is a spoiler-free zone. I strongly believe in the sanctity of storytelling, and I will always endeavor not to violate the power of narrative by spoiling. As ever on the internet, read the comments at your own peril.